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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Staff Movie Watch Swap Volume 1

The mental patients of the Have You Seen... Institute for the Criminally Unsane have officially begun our long talked about movie watch swap. The rules of engagement are as follows:

Each resident picks the name of another out of a vessel of some sort (hat, toilet bowl, air sickness bag). Whoever chooses your name then selects a film for you to watch. It can be either something they really want you to see because they totally love it or something so absolutely horrible they would never ever sit through themselves. The patients (participants) must agree to watch the entire movie, no matter how much of an endurance test it might be, and then file a short report at the end of the mission. This is like, so super fun! If you have a grope of friends, you can do this your very own selves. It's a wonderful way to see something you might have never considered or have just been putting off. Or, it's just be a great way to torture a friend.

So far, here's where we're at in Round 1. Other reports to be filed will be posted as they become available.

SIMONE chose the movie Rituals (1977) for JESSE P. Here's what he had to say:

OK - "RITUALS". Canadian Deliverance knock-off. 1970's. Nice, pastoral opening... innocuous theme music... 5 MDs on a fishing trip in an isolated wilderness... Doctor's conversations sound authentic, but how come noone wonders why someone stole their footwear from the campsite? The doctors smoke pot? Oh- a swarm of bees. I like bees! Ha, the bees are obviously just in front of the camera, while the actors thrash about at nothing in the background - Oh... One of the characters has died. "He was such a boob. Such a gentle boob..." one of the others sobs.... Where does the one doctor keep getting booze? It's like he has a magic flask... Bear traps, bee traps.
I haven't written lately- too engrossed in the plot. It's an interesting twist that all the characters in peril are doctors... in between the action scenes, characters are fleshed in: their guilt, relationships to their Fathers, alcohol- these are key points in the film. .. a scene where Hal Holbrook casts a severed head on a pike into a ravine is an unusual high point.
Well, "rituals" is not that much like "deliverence" after all, and may even be the superior, inasmuch as the latter film strived to bedeck its high-brow aspirations with calculated and gutteral shocks, wheras "rituals" stays the course, aware of itself as a genre movie first and foremost and delivers a surprising experience.



PAUL chose the movie Gozu (2003) for ELLIOTT. Here's what he had to say:

Takeshi Miike's 'Gozu' isn't quite the visceral lacerationfest that his more famous 'Audition' or 'Ichi the Killer' are, however, it is still hugely unsettling. I read a review of 'Gozu' that likened it to some sort of Japanese 'Eraserhead'; an interesting comparison, but definitely a superficial one. Both films concern a young man dealing with familial woes set against a twisted yet familiar cityscape, but Miike's odyssey pushes for more literal horror as opposed to surrealist soundscapes. I may never look at a small child drinking a glass of milk or a protagonist hesitantly speaking to a cow-headed demigod through the vagina of a sleeping girl he may or may not want to fuck who may or may not be the reincarnation of his late brother whose corpse was crushed in a steam press the same way again. Recommended.



JESSE H. chose the movie F For Fake (1973) for PAUL. Here's what he had to say:

I’d been intrigued by F For Fake ever since we added it to the store and this was the kick in the pants I needed to finally check it out. And it’s an odd one indeed! Orson Welles appears as himself and directs this curious documentary/essay about fraud and authenticity. Elmyr de Hory, the artist who became renowned for successfully passing off his own paintings as works by Picasso and Renoir, among others, is a central focus. Welles weaves a code yarn of fact and fiction the viewer must attempt to decipher as other layers are sewn into the scheme along the way. His borderline sensationalized narration and charlatan character presence sucked me in and left me tangled in a sticky dreamlike web of honesty and deceit. The editing becomes a mischievous character itself, winking and nodding, but never revealing.In the end, I was left questioning everyone and everything in my life. Thanks a lot, Hoffman.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Membership Fees? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!



When setting up new accounts, we still get a number of folks who ask us how much our membership fees are. In days of yore, some, well, most video stores used to charge customers a membership or "set-up" fee before they were able to begin paying even more money to rent videos. This was a store cash grab in the glory days of video rental, before the inception of legal and non-legal downloading, mass VOD and the wheelbarrow full of other ways people get their movies today. There wasn't a damn thing you could do other than grumble and pay because the movies you wanted and needed were being held hostage until you coughed up the ransom.



It always irked me that stores would engage in this membership funny business. Today, only the insane require you to pay them for the privilege of giving them more money. Even at a time when we could have charged for this (our first few years in the video game) we didn't. While we are certainly interested in making revenue, we are not into gouging people.



So, for however long we have left in this crazy business, we will never implement membership fees. Because we care. Deeply.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

New Svankmajer Trailer Posted

Aloha!

It's always an exciting time when Czech legend Jan Svankmajer completes a new work. The surrealist visionary's last feature 'Lunacy' was one of my faves of 2005 and such an incredible sight to behold. It's a demented and glorious assault on the senses, pelting those before it with razor-sharp political fury and as the name holds, cinematic insanity.



Well fiends, the slime has come in the form of Surviving Life (Theory and Practice) which recently opened to eager arms and as expected, those who have seen it are quite pleased with themselves. You can find the trailer and stills here. Even looks oddly futuristic. We'll be keeping our eyes peeled and will bring this in for you just as soon as it becomes available. Until then, if we are lucky enough to get a Toronto screening before the DVD release, you know that a trip to the big city will most certainly be in order.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

These Books Is Off Tha Hooks!

Now, normally, the only thing we endorse reading are subtitles. But we've gone and made another exception and added a few quirky, cool and compelling books alongside our magazines. We plan on adding more so if you're looking for an offbeat holiday gift, stop in and have a page through!

Here are a few of the titles on our shelves now!

POOP CULTURE: How America Is Shaped By Its Grossest National Product
Poop Culture dissects the latest taboo, smashing the fear and embarrassment that manipulates our view of the one thing we all have in common.



FERMENTING REVOLUTION: How to Drink Beer and Save the World
Fermenting Revolution tells you how to drink beer and change the world. With passion and humor, it reveals how "beer activists" around the globe are leading the sustainability movement - with its values of cooperation, the protection and celebration of nature, and the nurturing of equitable communities - against the onslaught of corporate globalization. This book documents beer's spiritual roots.



THE INTIMATE SEX LIVES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE
The celebrated Wallace family returns to their groundbreaking historical romp with a dozen new entries about Tupac Shakur, Ayn Rand, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Carlos Castaneda, Michael Hutchence, Anna Nicole Smith, Wilt Chamberlain and others that reveal the intimate intersections between sex and celebrity.



A PANORAMA OF AMERICAN FILM NOIR (1941-1953)
A Panorama of American Film Noir addresses the essential amorality of its subject from a decidedly Surrealist angle, focusing on noir's dreamlike, unwonted, erotic, ambivalent, and cruel atmosphere, and setting it in the social context of mid-century America.



MEXICAN PULP ART
Never before seen in an English or Spanish language edition are the lurid and often surreal images used for '60s and early '70s Mexican pulp novels and comic covers.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

ZOMBIE WALK 2010 - Join Us-Join Us-Join Us!!



LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!

Grunts and moans all! By popular demand, the Have You Seen... zombie walk lives another year! This Saturday October 30th the city will be alive with the sounds of the undead as we put on our best rotten cotton and stumble forth into the streets of Peterborough to terrify the living.



We meat at Have You Seen… (321 Aylmer) in our grisly gear for a 6pm departure.
Then east for a human feast along Charlotte where we take a ghoulish stride up George to Hunter.
We then figure out which way is left? and proceed to the Red Dog for the totally free 7pm movie screaming* of a gut busting zombie epic that will be sure to tickle your fetid fancy!



The night will be outta sight and the early start means you can definitely squeeze this into your Halloween party plans! So tell your family, tell your friends and dress up your zombie cat for an evening of fun, flesh and festering film. The more, the gorier!

Many thanks to The Red Dog& The Wolf !

Until then, practice your stumble & let's get ready to mumble!!

*We must apologize to our younger zombie kin but the contents of the movie are not recommended for undead children. All ages are welcome to stumble along with us on the walk though!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Great Criterion Onslaught of 1812

As promised, here's the list of recent acquisitions from the Criterion Collection, some brand spankin' new to DVD and others spand brankin' new to us! This brings our list of CC titles to roughly 24,312. Or less.

In no particular order:

AND THE SHIP SAILS ON (1984) Frederico Fellini Italy
CLOSE-UP (1990) Abbas Kiarostami Iran
LAST WAVE (1977) Peter Weir Australia
METROPOLITAN (1990) Whit Stillman U.S.andA.
ACE IN THE HOLE (1951) Billy Wilder U.S.andA.
PARIS, TEXAS (1984) Wim Wenders U.S.andA.
THIS SPORTING LIFE (1963) Lindsay Anderson UK
HOBSON'S CHOICE (1954) David Lean UK
SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS (1941) Preston Sturges U.S.andA.
ALEXANDER NEVSKY (1938) Sergei Eisenstein Russia
SWEETIE (1989) Jane Campion Australia
PITFALL (1962) Hiroshi Teshigahara Japan
WOMEN IN THE DUNES (1964) Hiroshi Teshigahara Japan
FACE OF ANOTHER, THE (1966) Hiroshi Teshigahara Japan
ORDET (1955) Carl Th. Dreyer Denmark
DAY OF WRATH (1943) Carl Th. Dreyer Denmark
GERTRUD (1964) Carl Th. Dreyer Denmark
MY METIER (1955) Torben Skjodt Jensen Denmark
LE PLAISIR (1952) Max Ophuls France
EARRINGS OF MADAME DE..., THE (1953) Max Ophuls France
RIVER, THE (1951) Jean Renoir France
SANSHO THE BAILIFF (1954) Kenji Mizoguchi Japan
ANTONIO GAUDI (1984) Hiroshi Teshigahara Japan
MERRY CHRISTMAS MR. LAURENCE (1983) Nagisa Oshima Japan
COLOSSAL YOUTH (2006) Pedro Costa Portugal
IN VANDA'S ROOM (2000) Pedro Costa Portugal
OSSOS (1997) Pedro Costa Portugal
MR. ARKADIN (1955/2006) Orson Welles U.S.andA.
SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD (1965) Martin Ritt UK
HONEYMOON KILLERS (1969) Leonard Kastle U.S.andA.
I AM WAITING (1957) Koreyoshi Kurahara Japan
RUSTY KNIFE (1958) Toshio Masuda Japan
TAKE AIM AT THE POLICE VAN (1960) Seijan Suzuki Japan
CRUEL GUN STORY (1964) Takumi Furukawa Japan
COLT IS MY PASSPORT, A (1967) Takashi Nomura Japan
THIN RED LINE, THE (1998) Terrence Malick U.S.andA.
MAGICIAN, THE (1958) Ingmar Bergman Sweden
L'ENFANCE NUE (1968) Maurice Pialat France

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Eye-Assault Update (i.e. Some New Stuff)

Each update, but a few of our new titles are spotlighted while many more are added with little blog fanfare. It's worth stopping in to check out all the new stuff we get each week!

SPLICE
It sounds like a soft drink but it is in fact the latest motion picture from Cube director Vincenzo Natali. Sarah Polley and Adrien Brody (in his 148th film appearance this year) star as totally sexy gene-splicing scientists. And when these two get together the action gets hot and splicey! Sorry. Also check out Natali's neat indie flick 'Nothing' where two guys go outside to find everything has vanished and has been replaced by a white void.



THE GATES
A few years ago we were lucky enough to be part of bringing legendary director and cinematographer Albert Maysles to town for a talk and career retrospective at Trent and golly gee, what a sweet, sweet man. His longtime friendship with artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude (see their outstanding 5 DVD collection available at a Have You Seen... near you) has been well documented and their obsession with assembling an installation in New York's Central Park is the subject of The Gates. The controversial plan took many years to bring to fruition and we're given a behind the scenes look at the journey.



THIEVES BY LAW
Don't mess with the Russian Mob. Or really, any mob for that matter. Maybe a mob of Strawberry Shortcakes? No, that would be frightening too.



TRASH HUMPERS
Newest Harmony Korine and yeah, the title pretty much sums it.



Coming soon... the Criterion Collection MOTHERLOAD. We've already got hundreds, now we're adding dozens more! Check back for details soon...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Room is in the House!

Don't ask us why it took so dang long, but we have finally snagged copies of The Room for y'all. Yes, the cult smash sensation that's still sweeping the floors of the nation! If you're not aware of this brilliant motion picture, The Room is the work of master thespian and dynamic director Tommy Wiseau. This is a man who bleeds emotion for us on both sides of the screen. Watch the trailer below because my words cannot fully relay the incredibleness of this cinematic jewel. The acting on the new 90210 is Shakesperian in relation and Mulholland Drive makes way more sense when compared to this.



And recommended to us by our friend Dangerous Doug Tilley, The Room tribute at Newgrounds and this wonderful Room rap. Thanks Doug!

Naughty language - nsfw

Friday, September 24, 2010

Celebrity Jello Wrestling Match Poll Results!

The last Have You Seen.. in-store poll was 'Which Celebrity Would You Most Like to Battle in a Jello Wrestling Match?' and there were some really interesting picks. Here's a sampling:

- all the kids from Eight is Enough


- Garry Shandling


- Meatloaf


- Angela Lansbury


- Karl Marx


- the guy who played Urkel


- Jello Biafra (ohh, hardy har)


- Sissy Nobby


Who is YOUR pick? Here's mine!







HAVE YOU SEEN… PAYS PEOPLE TO SAY NETFLIX SUCKS!

HAVE YOU SEEN… PAYS PEOPLE TO SAY NETFLIX SUCKS!

It started out as a well meaning protest at Aylmer and Charlotte streets in Peterborough’s downtown. Two movie lovers gathered at the intersection to proclaim their love for local independent video store Have You Seen… and their distaste for American corporate monolith Netflix. The American company recently stormed the Canadian border, invading their gentle neighbours to the north with the promise of bargain basement streamed movies and TV shows.

“Netflix sucks!” said one of the men, a bald, bearded gentleman with a large stomach. “Their selection is meager at best and they lack all of the fun associated with actually leaving your house and communicating with the nice human beings at the video store.” Pointing at Have You Seen… he continued by saying “Those really good looking people in there love their city and their downtown and don’t take too kindly to this big bully coming in here and giving us wedgies. I just bought this frigging underwear!”

The other gentleman with an accent that was hard to place, I’m gonna go with South African, took over the rant. “This here big mean company, what they called, Nettrix or sumthin’, they don’t live in Peterborough and employ folk who live here, folk who spend their loonies at our local stores. We done do gosh dangit! All them money them big corpo go an make, she leaves an goes right back over that there border!”

It all seemed to be legitimate, just a couple of guys with something to get off their chest, when it was revealed that these two were actually the owners of Have You Seen… and had paid themselves to have a negative view of Netflix, using revenue accumulated at their store… a video store that rents people really killer, hard-to-find films for a fair price.

Calls to the store for a comment went unanswered at press time

-Julie Julia Giuliani

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Over the past couple of weeks, there has been enough TV on DVD released to cause rectal bleeding... of the eyes!!

-30 ROCK Season 4
Moly holy, this show just keeps staying exactly the same. And by that I mean totally awesome! 30 Rock is still one of the funniest, chuckliest, laugh-inducing, knee-slapping, tummy-jiggling, side-splitting series in the dangerous, vicious, cut throat television game. That guy with the hair is hair-larious!
-HUMAN TARGET Season 1 (DVD + BLU-RAY)
-SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND Season 1
-MODERN FAMILY Season 1
Every type of modern family is proudly represented except for the oft-neglected Rat People. Twentieth Century Fox, what do you have against the Rat People?
-HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER Season 5
-BORED TO DEATH Season 1
HBO series with the guy from Cheers, the guy from Rushmore and that other guy with the beard who's in all the movies lately.

-FRINGE Season 2
This show is totally on the edge.
-IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA Season 5
Has anyone collected meteorological data to verify these claims?
-GOOD WIFE Season 1
-GREY'S ANATOMY Season 6
-BIG BANG THEORY Season 3
-OFFICE Season 6
-GLEE Season 1 Part 2
-HOUSE Season 6
-BROTHERS & SISTERS Season 3
-DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES Season 6

Hollywood also found time to release some movies as well and we got 'em!

ROBIN HOOD


EXPERIMENT


SECRET IN THEIR EYES
Academy Award winner Best Foreign Language Film 2009


LOOKING FOR ERIC
Latest from Ken Loach.


And worth noting from the last couple...

MICMACS
Jean-Pierre Jeunet (Amelie, City of Lost Children)

Friday, September 10, 2010

I Think We're Alone Now



The skinny: I don’t ever want to be alone with any of these people.

Everyone is obsessed with something. Golfing, cycling, full contact knitting. For the two subjects of the documentary I Think We’re Alone Now, it’s eighties pop music sensation Tiffany. Now, I certainly have my guilty pleasures. As anyone who knows me is well aware, I think Don Knotts movies are the bee’s knees. I fully admit that I probably enjoy The Love God? a little bit too much, but I have never at any time felt psychically connected to the comedy legend. OK, wait... maybe. But I have never ever believed that we were destined to be together and that one day our souls would intertwine in the heavens, fusing us together for eternity. Jeff Turner and Kelly McCormick kinda sorta really strongly do believe this stuff.



Director Sean Donnelly uses a magical mind key to open the creepy gates and grant us intimate access to the lives of these two beyond fans. What we witness is funny and frightening. Both Tiffany lovers have their own unique delusions and are only too eager to profess their feelings and beliefs in front of the camera. Turner is sure he is in communication with Tiffany by way of a technological piece of headgear that utilizes a bike helmet as its core. In addition, he's also been accused of stalking the celeb by wanting to get up close and personal. McCormick is certain she was a friend of the pop star during their teenage years and that one day in the future, they will be together again.



I find myself drawn to movies that are uncomfortable to watch and I Think We’re Alone Now pays off in spades. The cringe factor ranges from medium to high and intensifies as the film rolls on, as the events become more and more bizarre. I found it freaky, too, that many of those featured in the movie reminded me of people I know. Some may feel the producers are bordering on exploitation, due to their editing choices and the obviously compromised mental states of the subjects. I personally found I Think We’re Alone Now to be a fascinating character study and engaging piece of filmmaking.

-Paul

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Tuesday, It's You and Me

Oh Tuesday, you sweet beautiful bastard of a week day. You arrive with love in the form of new movies and television series. Tuesday, blessings be upon you, for you are sex for my eyes and lust for my ears. Never leave me dear Tuesday and I shall always remain true to you. How lucky are Monday and Wednesday to be sandwiched between your tender loins. Oh how Thursday doth envy thee. Friday may begin the weekend but you golden Tuesday are my only true desire. Saturday has a 'turd' in the middle of it and Sunday is an un-day in comparison. Did I forget any other days of the week? If I did, they would all be weak beside you anyhoo. Tuesday, sweet wicked sick Tuesday.

SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD
What the... Didn't Romero just release a different zombie movie last month? I could have sworn that he... well, anyway. A spin-off from Diary of the Dead, Survival follows a group of military personnel as they protect their precious genitalia from being gnawed on by rotting incisors. Do they succeed?



BABIES
No one likes babies, so your guess is as good as mine as to why in the holy hell someone thought it would be a good idea to make a documentary about them.



HARRY BROWN
Oh, geez, I was about to write about the movie 'HAIRY Brown.' Totally different film! This one stars Michael "I Don't Need a Bloody Cane!" Caine as an ex-military gentleman who turns rabid vigilante after seeing his proper society sent straight down the pub toilet by a bunch of no good drug-addled layabouts. Watch as Harry turns one guy's head into a Yorkshire pudding!



LESLIE, MY NAME IS EVIL
Manson! Hippies! Canadian! Murda! John Waters doesn't want to see it which is ironic.



NEW BOOB TUBE:
-VAMPIRE DIARIES Season 1 (I bet it's written...in...BLOOD!)
-HOUSE Season 6 (Still cranky after all these seasons.)

And on Blu-Ray today:
-EVIL DEAD (Witness the nasty projectile vomit and pencil-in-the-ankle jabbings in high def!)

And since we have not updated in a spell, here are a few items of note available at HYS... from the past week or so:
-LOST Season 6 (The final season-learn that there was never actually an island but instead everyone was trapped inside of a giant's stomach and just dreaming they were stranded in a hallucinogenic paradise with giant polar bears and the leprechaun from Lord of the Rings.)
-LOVE HATE and PROPAGANDA (I can't type George Strombopopoplupoplus.)
-DEXTER Season 4 (I still can't believe the nice gay guy from Six Feet Under kills people.)
-GANGLAND Season 5 (After 4 previous seasons, the show ran out of scary gangs so this season features a hardcore crew from Delaware who paint themselves blue and call themselves "Da Smurfz."
-MAX HEADROOM ("Oh my God, Max Headroom is on DVD!!" "Do you want to rent it?" "Naw.")

Have You Seen... attended the Festival of Fear/FanExpo 2010 in Toronto this past weekend. Look for a detailed rundown here soon. Which really translates to 'sometime in early 2011.'

Peace out everyone and get in here and rent you some damn DVDs!!!!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

The Future of Yesterday is Here Today!





We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog silence to bring you news on this important home video release. (end)

Deathsport and Battletruck are now available, together, on one digital versatile disc. (end)

It took scientists 4-years of painstaking research and an estimated U.S. $14 million to figure out how these two stupidendous movies could be combined onto the same disc. Experts were able to place Deathsport onto the medium with little problem but the moment Battletruck was added, all hell broke loose. The films would immediately begin attacking each other in a futuristic way, causing each to slip off of the DVD and plummet into a vast wasteland where only the strong survive. Search and rescue teams cloaked in bad costumes would be forced to lure the films out of the abyss with bad acting and promises of great riches, a better tomorrow and mini-bikes wrapped in tin foil. (end)

Before Deathsport and Battletruck could be placed on a DVD together, scientists had to devise a cunning digital wall to separate the movies. This process had never been tried before and experts were stunned to learn it worked. (end)

Researcher Franklin Jeff Connors said "We did it. I don't know how we did it, though." (end)

It is not without some degree of irony that the cost of packaging these films together far surpassed the amount of both of their budgets combined 97 times over. But it had to be done because these movies both share a post-apocalyptic theme and have titles that are two words blended together to make one new fancy word. (end)

Come down to Have You Seen... video store and rent history of the future in the making. (end)

Friday, May 28, 2010

Caption Contest #1

Welcome to the first of many exciting Have You Seen... caption contests! Simply come up with a caption for the photo below and email it to us. We'll choose the best one and the weiner, I mean _winner_ will receive a free DVD rental. Submit as many as you'd like and we'll post the best one in 2 weeks time.

Send 'em to haveyouseenvid[at]gmail.com

Thursday, May 27, 2010

The New Stuff Cometh!

Is it hot out there or is is just me?! Hey-o!

With weather like this, who needs enemies? Zzzzziiiiinnnggg!

OK, really, let's get serious for a moment: it's hot. So much so that doing anything beyond pressing play on a DVD remote could cause serious complications. So do your body a favour and load yourself up with a few shiny Have You Seen... discs of choice, hit the couch and do not move most muscles. Eyes and thumb only. For your health!

JUST LIKE NEW

THE ROAD
Adapted from the novel by Cormac McCarthy, Aragorn stars as a papa fighting to survive in a really not so nice post-apocalyptic world while taking care of his son against all odds when two become one. No sightings of Frodo or Pippin but I'll bet you those buggers were hiding somewhere in the background. Will need to watch it again to try and spot them. Just a caution: you may feel slightly guilty eating snacks while watching this film. I didn't, but you might.


"Aragon like soda pop. Soda pop taste good in mouth."

TRUE BLOOD Season 2
Oh boy, does this show ever SUCK! Ahahahahahahahaaha...no. I don't think I've seen Elliott this excited* about a series before and on his strong recommend, check, check it out if you have not done yet. *Not since The Golden Girls of course.

Billy Connolly: Journey to the Edge of the World
Funny Scottish man-guy trudges through sleet, snow and blubber with a smile in order to bring you a chuckle-ridden travelogue. See Billy teeter on the edge of the world. Does he fall off and discover a hidden tribe of floating Air People? Watch the discs to see!



DAVID CROSS: Bigger and Blackerer
Speaking of funny man-guys, everybody's fave sarcastic comedy maker David Cross hits back hard with a stand-up performance filled with very little sitting down on his part. The audience sits a whole bunch though, lazy bastards.



BULLETPROOF SALESMAN
Doc about war profiteer Fidelis Cloer who is in the business of selling armoured vehicles in Iraq and Afghanistan. I do believe I'll stick to renting movies.



RECENT CRITERION ADDITIONS
- STAGECOACH (1939) John Ford/John Wayne
- FUGITIVE KIND (1959) Sidney Lumet/Marlon Brando/Joanne Woodward

And since we haven't done a proper update in some time, here are a few from the past couple of weeks that are worth a mention!

MESSENGER
Someone has the unenviable job of notifying the families of soldiers killed during conflict and The Messenger details this task. Ben Foster and Woody Harrelson portray these military personnel and their performances are super solid. Samantha Morton is excellent as a woman just informed about the death of her husband. One of the most believable and realistic characters in recent American film. Heavy duty, yes, but the top notch acting makes it all worthwhile.



SOUTH PACIFIC
No, not the musical. Although, I really wish BBC had decided to include some footage of the rare singing Samoan eel in this Planet Earth/Blue Planet calibre collection. Many moments that will inspire both awe and bitter jealousy at the fact that we don't have any parrotfish in the Otonabee. Got some great gnarly carp though. Film that BBC!



This is just the tip of the veritable virtual iceberg as it relates to new additions to the store. To fully grasp the extent of new stuff you'll need to creep on down here, hopping between patches of shade. Tons of Brit TV and so much more!

And remember TV Carnage comes to town Sunday the 30th @ The Spill - 8pm!

Over and out.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

TV Carnage Is Coming to Buff Your Butt!

The rumours are true and this time, Fleetwood Mac had nothing to do with it!

That doesn't actually make any sense and neither does TV Carnage. This insidious video creation is the work of a mysterious and frightening entity known only as "Pinky." And to really creep you out, even his own family don't know if Pinky is his first name or his last! Hell, they're not even sure if Pinky is a guy. Regardless, because "irregardless" isn't actually a word, Pinky is coming to bust a cap deep into the backside of this town on Sunday May 30th with a new regime of exercise-related Carnage. It all goes down at The Spill with doors moving on their hinges at 8pm.

We at Have You Seen... LOVE TV Carnage and we are eagerly awaiting the next installment of Emmy award not-winning excellence. Advance tickets are available right here at the shoppe (I say "right here" because I'm typing this from work-if I were typing this from home I'd say "right there") and are available to you the viewer for $6. If you wait until show day, you're gonna have to cough up another $2 which when added to the aforementioned $6 makes a total of $8. So snag your seat early!

The trailer below is merely a taste, a veritable dinkling of what you can expect on that cold, snowy May night. So join some guy named Zach and us for Pinky, TV Carnage & hot chocolate. And be sure to bring a blanket to snuggle under with a stranger!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Are You Receiving Us?



Hey there! Just checking in to see if anyone is actually reading this. If you'd like this magical blog to continue sucking up bandwidth, let us know the next time you're in the store & we'll keep providing you with useless information and really dumb attempts at humour. Thanks!



UPDATE: The blog lives!! And it's all thanks to Iris! All one of you say "Thanks Iris!"

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Open Your Eyes!

Good early week to everyone. It's Tuesday and that means some new movies have come our way, and in turn, yours! Here's what we've done gone and got for y'all!

BAD LIEUTENANT

The 1992 version of Bad Lieutenant directed by Abel Ferrara is one of my fave American films of that decade. It's so gritty you feel like you need to shower after all is said and done. So many memorable scenes, including one of a full frontal strung out Harvey Keitel crying like a baby. Trust me, once you see it, you'll never forget it. Not that a naked Keitel in a movie is particularly unique, that darn nudist.

Much controversy surrounds Werner Herzog's remake, not the least of which was his choice of casting Nicholas Cage in the lead role. I haven't watched this one yet, so I'll reserve personal judgement until I get a chance to check it out. From what I understand, it's different enough from the original that is stands on it's own. Here's the trailer now!



YES MEN FIX THE WORLD

I have seen this one and as with the first Yes Men documentary, I thoroughly enjoyed it! For those unfamiliar with these cats, The Yes Men are political pranksters who take their wickedly good trickery to great lengths, generating elaborate mischief with the intention of exposing corporate greed and the actions of nasty people. Very satisfying viewing. More please!



ART & COPY

Meet the real "Mad Men of advertising" in the latest doc from Scratch director Doug Pray.



Until next time Peterborough!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Rue Morgue back issues!

Everyone into the horror movie game knows full well that Rue Morgue magazine is one solid publication, amirite?! As a carrier of this printed infection, we have multiple copies of back issues available for your reading pleasure at $1 off the original cover price. Not a big discount, true, but this mag never becomes dated and the reviews/articles are a great reference resource. So if you, or someone you know digs on the horror genre, get in here and grab you an issue to sink your rotten teeth into! Of corpse, we also carry each new issue each and every month. Oh yes we do.