The weather might be warming up but that doesn't mean you can't stay inside and bask in the glow of your beloved television!
*Studies have shown the rays from a tv are vastly superior to that of the sun. While the sun does exude trace amounts of vitamin D, it also comes with harmful stuff. A television screen however emanates vitamins B12, B6, B18, C, C complex, D, D major, E, G, and the little known vitamin Q17.65F. It is also a source of good protein, all of the essential amino acids, magnesium, iron, and has been shown to re-grow hair where it is needed and eliminate unnecessary follicles where it is not. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, sun!
HOT OFF THE PRESSES! (the legal ones, of course!)
Hey Holmes, did you remember to lock the door today before leaving for work? Are you sure?
Like Little Jimmy Dickens, I got my education out behind the barn. Google it, y'all.
BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX
Hotly anticipated! German! Terrorism! Pretzels!
Peter Mettler's aerial overview of the Alberta tar sands. And it ain't a pretty picture.
STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN SEASON 1
I'm not sure which is bigger, Mount Everest or Steven Seagal's ego?
RESCUE INK UNLEASHED SEASON 1
A group of large individuals with a serious dislike of animal abusers take matters into their own tattooed meat fists and unleash justice. Very satisfying viewing.
+ lots more krazy and kooky stuff that must be seen to be believed!
*Source: A Have You Seen... uncontrolled study